The Gospel According To Rev Norb

The Gospel According To Rev Norb: FOXZ ON THE RUN: A HARD DAY’S FLINT (Chapter 3)

Chapter 1 of this epic travelogue is here, and you can find Chapter 2 here.


The Gospel According To Rev Norb: FOXZ ON THE RUN: A HARD DAY’S FLINT (Chapter 2)

Read Chapter 1 of this epic derby travelogue here.

FOXZ ON THE RUN: A HARD DAY’S FLINT - Chapter 2


The Gospel According To Rev Norb: FOXZ ON THE RUN: A HARD DAY’S FLINT

FOXZ ON THE RUN: A HARD DAY’S FLINT - Chapter One

“Fetch aft the rum, Darby!”

I am probably the only guy I know who knows whose last words these were. As what surely must be some kind of cosmic reward – or punishment – for being Earth’s sole receptacle of this critical factoid, I, a humble announcer, am driving on a two-lane highway in the moonlit wilderness of Michigan’s Upper Peninsula, sole conscious inhabitant of a car containing two snoring rollergirls and one snoring Pomeranian.


WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES TODAY'S JUNIOR DERBY MERCH SO DIFFERENT, SO APPEALING?

So it's six in the morning and i am painting my porch. Six in the morning seems like a pretty dumb time to do anything, really, but painting a porch is clearly an early morning activity of dumbness above and beyond the call of duty. I'm painting my porch at 6 AM because my washer used to leak, and my washer is in the kitchen ((isn't everyone's?)), so now some of the tile looks yucky 'cause it got all leaked upon and so forth.


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