Agony Aunt

Dear Auntie Terror,

I keep spending all my beer money on wheels, many of which I don't like, and it's having an impact on my pub time.

Can you give me an “idiot’s guide” to wheels? No matter how many times the specs are explained to me, I just can't remember what’s slick/grippy/narrow/small etc.

Thanks,

Not As Drunk As I Want To Be

Dear Not as Drunk,

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Dear Auntie Terror,

I'm constantly getting injured and it's really getting me down. Ordinarily I'd cheer myself up with some skating, but I can't do that right now. What do you suggest to perk myself up again?

Yours expectantly, Constantly Injured

Dear Constantly Injured,

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Dear Auntie Terror,

I'm constantly getting injured and it's really getting me down. Ordinarily I'd cheer myself up with some skating, but I can't do that right now. What do you suggest to perk myself up again?

Yours expectantly, Constantly Injured

Dear Constantly Injured,

Dear Auntie Terror,

Derby is ruining my relationship! My boyfriend and I are arguing about it all the time. He hates derby. He always complains that he never sees me anymore. I don’t want to stop skating but I don’t want to break up. Can you help me?

Anxiously awaiting your advice, Distressed in Derbyville

Dear Distressed,

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Q: How do I know when it's serious enough with someone I'm dating to introduce them to my team? How do I tell my team to take it easy on someone new in my life?