Derby Laundry

By Evada Perón

Let’s just put it out there…not once in my life have I ever questioned my sexuality. Just as I am sure many of you out there can attest to, at a young age, I knew what I liked.

However, nothing gets under your skin like a solid “derby crush.” If you haven’t experienced the derby crush…well then my friend – you have not lived.

In my short derby life I have had many a crush on many a derby skater. They have ranged from skaters I was absolutely terrified of to skaters I absolutely wanted to make-out with. How does this happen?