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What Justice Feelgood Marshall Is Listening To

Justice Feelgood Marshall - Bench Coach, Windy City Rollers

1. Washed Out - "Soft"

2. Decoder Ring - "Rough Sex"

3. Kreayshawn - "Gucci Gucci"

4. Ringo Deathstarr - "Sweet Girl"


What Em Dash, Mandash and Grenade Whistler Are Playing

"Mandash and I have been playing Mystery Rummy a lot lately. It's a Jack-the-Ripper-themed rummy game where players try to discover the secret identity of Jack the Ripper by playing melds of matching Evidence cards. Great artwork, incredible re-playability. This is our go-to game when we have half an hour to kill." -Em Dash

"Call Of Duty Black Ops. And Checkers." -Grenade Whistler, Dominion Derby Girls


Roller Derby DJ: Derby National Anthem or Satan's Lullaby?

Every week you decide whether this song is the best derby skate jam ever, or it needs to be voted off derby island forever! Vote! Submit song suggestions to [email protected]

This week we begin with none other than the most loved/ hated song in the derbyverse:


What Mya Bloody Valentine Is Listening To

Thanks to Charm City skater Mya Bloody Valentine for the first contribution to this section! Enjoy!

1. Dirty Gold - "California Sunrise"

2. Childish Gambino - "Freaks and Geeks"

3. Beirut - "East Harlem"


What Are You Playing?

For this launch edition of What Are You Playing? we polled derbylife staff and writers, because we can! What are you playing? Tell us here: [email protected].

"Sorority Life - Casablanca!" - Rev Norb

"Battlestar Galactica Online (on the Caprica server, he plays Cylon, handle: CyReynolds)." - Hurt Reynolds


What Are You Reading?

For our launch edition of What Are You Reading? we are polling derbylife staff and writers, because we can! What are you reading? Tell us here: [email protected]


Where The F**K is Tae Kwon Ho?

Can you find our friend in this crowd? Where the F**K is Tae Kwon Ho? We know, it's hard because there are no obvious trash cans in the pic. Still...

(Hint: click the image to see the full photo)


DerbyLife Weekly Danceoff!

Welcome to the inaugural derbylife Weekly Danceoff! Each week we'll pick a theme or a song for you to work with. Dance alone in your room, grab your team, your derby wife, your league, your cat, your family, and work it out! Make sure to roll video, and send it to us here: [email protected]. The winning video will be Monday's Video of The Day on our front page, weekly!


Be An Afterparty Badass!

Welcome to derbylife's dojo of dance instruction! This is where we will watch dance instruction videos and critique them, to prepare you for the fiercest afterparty, pre-bout warmup, or even the derbylife Weekly Danceoff!

To get you started, let's try something easy. Don't forget to go crazy at the end.

Show us what you got - share video of what you've learned today here!


HELLARAD Dockside Punch

HELLARAD DOCKSIDE PUNCH

Ingredients:

1 plastic receptacle, any size Boxed wine, any flavor Sparkling flavored beverage of choice (We like Cactus Cooler) Ice 1 large body of water Floaty pool toy

Put ice in receptacle. Remove wine bag from box (more portable this way) and squeeze wine over ice. Add soda. Climb into lake, lay back on floaty and sip. Repeat until skin becomes roughly the color of a nice barbecued steak. Happy Summer!


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