Funtimes!

Ariel "Crashdance" Quigley, Skater, Denver Roller Dolls

1. Bloody Beetroots - "Michael Sembello vs. The Blood, She's A Maniac Remix"

2. Big Freedia - "Make Ya Booty Go"

3. Ke$ha - "Blow"

Justice Feelgood Marshall - Bench Coach, Windy City Rollers

1. Washed Out - "Soft"

2. Decoder Ring - "Rough Sex"

3. Kreayshawn - "Gucci Gucci"

4. Ringo Deathstarr - "Sweet Girl"

"Mandash and I have been playing Mystery Rummy a lot lately. It's a Jack-the-Ripper-themed rummy game where players try to discover the secret identity of Jack the Ripper by playing melds of matching Evidence cards. Great artwork, incredible re-playability. This is our go-to game when we have half an hour to kill." -Em Dash

"Call Of Duty Black Ops. And Checkers." -Grenade Whistler, Dominion Derby Girls

Every week you decide whether this song is the best derby skate jam ever, or it needs to be voted off derby island forever! Vote! Submit song suggestions to [email protected]

This week we begin with none other than the most loved/ hated song in the derbyverse:

Thanks to Charm City skater Mya Bloody Valentine for the first contribution to this section! Enjoy!

1. Dirty Gold - "California Sunrise"

2. Childish Gambino - "Freaks and Geeks"

3. Beirut - "East Harlem"

For this launch edition of What Are You Playing? we polled derbylife staff and writers, because we can! What are you playing? Tell us here: [email protected].

"Sorority Life - Casablanca!" - Rev Norb

"Battlestar Galactica Online (on the Caprica server, he plays Cylon, handle: CyReynolds)." - Hurt Reynolds

For our launch edition of What Are You Reading? we are polling derbylife staff and writers, because we can! What are you reading? Tell us here: [email protected]

Can you find our friend in this crowd? Where the F**K is Tae Kwon Ho? We know, it's hard because there are no obvious trash cans in the pic. Still...

(Hint: click the image to see the full photo)

Welcome to the inaugural derbylife Weekly Danceoff! Each week we'll pick a theme or a song for you to work with. Dance alone in your room, grab your team, your derby wife, your league, your cat, your family, and work it out! Make sure to roll video, and send it to us here: [email protected]. The winning video will be Monday's Video of The Day on our front page, weekly!