Dear RMRG and Rat City, I’m sorry that I yelled out, “You’re killing roller derby!” during the couple of no-movement jams during your bout. Once your wheels started rolling, you brought that shit harder than I’ve ever seen, and you are STILL and ALWAYS WILL BE my heroes.
Dear Demanda Riot, when a skater dies, I’m pretty sure the Grim Reaper comes in the form of you.
Dear Mercy Less, don’t ever change your hair style. I think Hurt Reynolds popped a boner at the afterparty just talking about it. He thinks it's SecSE.