Derby Department of Disappointment

by Mercy Less March 8, 2012 - 6:33pm

Are you burned out? Pissed off? Broken hearted? Derby dramz abound? Your feelings have been assigned a specific department. Give your league's Grievance Committee a break, because operators are standing by at the Department Of Disappointment Hotline! Just dial (513) 279-2229 (513-CRY-BABY). They're ready to believe you!

(NOTE: This is not some kind of passive aggressive snark in brief article form. It's a real phone number. You should dial it.)

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Comments

Submitted by Vulgar Vixen on March 8, 2012 - 8:51pm

I really want to dial the number and see what happens....

Submitted by Mercy Less on March 8, 2012 - 11:34pm

No, seriously - this wasn't snark. It's a real phone number. You can call it. You will like it.

Submitted by cruel whip on March 9, 2012 - 10:22am

it is a real number, but i want to hear funny things, not leave a message.

Submitted by Lemonhead on March 10, 2012 - 11:19am

This ref's making up a whole batch of helmet stickers...