Top Ten Roller Derby TV Plots Better than "The Bachelor"

10. Willow joins a derby league to help Buffy sniff out some new threat to Sunnydale. Finds courage and belief in herself.

9. Kelly, Jessie, and Lisa have a roller derby night to help raise money for their high school. Slater coaches one team, Zach the other. Screech announces.

8. Alex P. Keaton starts the Young Republican Rollers. An ungainly Mallory sits on the bench until the final bout when Alex discovers there is more to a sport than winning.

7. The Fresh Prince boasts to a new girlfriend that he plays for the Bel Air Bombquads. Goes out for the team and gets pounded. Girl leaves him for their all-star jammer, but he learns an important lesson.

6. Sam Malone, Woody, Frasier, Cliff Clavin, and Norm face off against Gary's Olde Towne Tavern in their annual roller derby game. Hijinks ensue.

5. Robin does a news report on roller derby. Ted falls in love with one of the girls on the team, but the demanding schedule doesn't allow for him to come first. Barney, meanwhile, becomes derby's biggest fan.

4. Max and Caroline become even more broke girls when they try to start a roller derby league.

3. Haley joins a Jr. roller derby team to impress a boy. Her sister Alex calls her on a track cut that costs her the game. Gloria nearly gets into a fight with another derby mom while Manny becomes a bookie for the league.

2. Carol/Cheryl discovers roller derby and the amount of bruises one can get. Builds a derby track in her house.

1. Sheldon and Raj work on rival designs for a new skate for the Caltech Rollergirls. The competition nearly ruins their friendship, their rocket powered skates tear a hole in the gymnasium wall, but in the end, everyone winds up okay.